Football season is upon us and the city of Portland has become divided once again: you are either a Beaver or a Duck. Hopefully for you, you are not a Duck.
Parading around town with hideous green and yellow flags and decals, the University of Oregon regalia is a disgusting array of lameness. Donald Duck is quite possibly the lamest mascot in the entire world. Wait…the uniforms are more lame… wait… Robo Duck… this is difficult.
Duck fans believe they won the National Championship back in 2001 and they have no problem telling you this. They were also one knee injury away from a National Championship in 2007. That season garnered two visits to Eugene by ESPN’s College Gameday. 1-1. Yell”o”. Also, Dennis Dixon won the Heisman in November.
I’ve never meet a Duck fan who is a football fan in general. Okay, you have been on your little bandwagon since 1995 when you used to be the “good” program in the state. I don’t know the last time I saw a fan base talk more shit and be a worse team. Every time you start out to do something, you beat your chest, get all fired up, start out hot and fizzle into the night, then decide that a new uniform is the answer. UO has a horrible shampoo effect, later, rinse, repeat. How do you root for a school whose most famous athlete decided to get smashed and drive home, only to kill himself – great role model.
Duck fans are a bunch of elitist liberal hippies. Their hippie priorities clash with the source of their funding. Students protest sweatshops, but the only reason the school has ANY money is because of Phil “Southeast Asia” Knight. I remember when the hippies came out in full force after the Nike child labor fiasco. They’ll protest for human rights and child labor laws up until Phil Knight threatens to revoke his endowment. That is when you realize your team is owned by Nike and you no longer are a legitimate football program. In producing the largest amount of hippies North of Berkley, Duck fans are degenerates.
Please take your marijuana plants, methamphetamines and lines of coke back to Beaverton, Hillsboro and Eugene. Portland is Beaver country.
From NY am not a hippie and love the ducks. Hmm we have the Gmen the Yanks,, yet Im a duck fan. Ducks are legit man. Its being proven once again the Ducks are no joke. GO DUX!
Seriously? Really..I just heard that…i live between Eugene and Corvallis.
Yellow and green are lame? lol…Its HALLOWEEN EVERY GAME FOR OSU!
Beaver fans-
-Lifted redneck trucks
-did i mention rednecks
-Fans seem to “forget” the previous years record every year and only remember beating USC or the Ducks…selective amnishia
-Are still not sure if the world is round…
-Own newer farm equipment and guns..then vehicles..
Duck fans-
-Dont ware sweatpants and boots with a cut off OSU shirt 2x too small so there gut hangs out on game day…
-INVENTED The “O” logo..and we dont have to rip off other schools logos…
-Don’t have to just root for TWO players
-We have an entire TEAM, including DEFENSE.
-WE accept our losses and dont pretend they didn’t happen and gear up next year to rip ur throat out…
The Ducks have enough money to put there name on the side of a jet…
The Beavers give there money BACK to the community by offering “Tail Gate Alternatives” such as…
-Free dentistry (Voted least number of teeth per fan last 14 years running)
AND
-A Revolutionary Hooked on Phonics program that teaches the fans how to read the game day program… (Voted most illiterate fans in the nation 6 years running)
Don’t tell me what Beaver and Duck fans look like…i live 30 min from each stadium. Beaver fans tend to be ignorant W/T..Duck fans seem to at least be “normal” people…Beaver fans are the running joke around here.
I think we should all just hate USC….Maybe then we could all get along…
Beavers suck Go Ducks. The only place where they r beavers fans r in corvalis.
BTW, blog author, the crystal meth problem is a LOT bigger in the Corvallis area (Beaver country) than it is in the Eugene area. Just so you know.
I’m a transplant who chose to be a Ducks fan basically on a coin toss when I arrived here. So I consider myself relatively neutral, and…seriously? Are you actually calling that group of people in orange uniforms running around every Saturday this fall a “football team?”
You just defeated yourself.
Also, Beaver fans are pissy/angry at Duck fans year round, this is true. Duck fans are against the Beavers, of course, but it seems more muted. They tend to be more “whatever. Its a game” about it. This won’t come as a surprise to anybody who lives in either town and has a few brain cells to rub together.
Hahah.. what the fuck is Robo Duck? Is that some kind of new gimick to appeal to the computer generation children of today? LMFAO
BTW, wondering why I can’t click on the “Beaver fans” blog entry on the main page. Hmmmm…
DanC, so UW is your Rival? That sucks for you especially since UW is not good. Weird that SC is more of a rival to us that you are….
Yea I’ll do that. Then I’ll go do Yoga and sit in nature and take in the beauty.
Erick.. dude… try decaf…
Want to know the most hysterical part about this sniping?
All you Oregonians SUCK you are arguing over AMATEUR SPORTS!! Give me an effin break. You can go all go protest the abuse of animals and smoke your pot you dirty hippies or go ahead and drink your bud light and sit in the back of you pick up trucks you pieces of white trash. That’s what Oregon is:
White Trash vs Hippies.
Let’s keep arguing over amateur sports. Let’s keep touting how great your “beer culture” is. Let’s keep saying how awesome and clean your city is. Portland fucking sucks. It’s a podunk town with nothing to do. None of you can drive. Your food sucks. You can’t make a decent slice of pizza or a normal one at that. Pine nuts and gouda cheese on pizza? Are you fucking kidding me? This town BLOWS. All you hippies can go hang yourselves with your hemp necklaces and all you rednecks can blow your brains out with your guns.
BEAVERS SUCK, DUCKS SUCK, OREGON SUCKS
Beavers Suck, Ducks rules, Oregon rules, U sucks. I know how to drive and i live in fucking Oregon dumbass.
People are always saying, “You’re not good enough, Pre! You’re not fast enough, Pre! Give up your foolish dream, Steve!”
The comments above are why Beavers hate the Ducks all year around.
They have a false sense of superiority and will tell you how great they are at every opportunity. Even if you don’t care.
This post may have been tasteless, but it was spot on based on your reactions.
How about that Boise St. game?
How about the Civil War? The Ducks beat the Queevs again this year 37-33. The Ducks are going to beat the Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl. And I can’t wait til tonight to see BYU kick the Queevs ass. The Queevs defense suck ass. At least they didn’t give up 65 points again this year. The Ducks will beat the Queevs 3 years in a row next year and go to the National Championship next year. The Ducks will win the National Championship next year too. Beavers suck.
reallyy? don’t talk about pre like that.
you should go suckkk a big one.
Bah, both Ducks and Beavers suck…go Raiders!
Too bad SOU’s football team is so obscure. *weeps* I mean…I don’t even know what our mascot is. What’s a raider supposed to be anyway? I don’t think a raider is even our mascot…it’s actually like some sort of frigging bird (not a duck).
Matt thank you for stooping to our level. In your honor I leave you with this “the only good track star is a dead track star”
Things to hate about Portland? This blog.
Why do all beavers have small man’s disease? (sterotype intended).
Portland is beaver country? Hey dude, you might want to crawl on down to the HUGE new UO Portland Center Campus under the Made in OREGON sign on the river front. Then give us the location for your third-tier university’s Portland site….Hint, not the tiny shop hidden in the
B of A building.
Country and beavers…two words that are joined at the hip.
GO DUCKS!
Pre became america’s athlete and track star douche in 1972 for the olympics. Thats in really bad taste. only good beaver is a dead beaver.
Portland, is Beaver country?? Yet you can’t sell out your HS size football stadium. Hee Hee, go back to the trailor and stick to watching Springer. You’re in over your head here.
HEY SID! You are on the wrong blog, this is a SPORTS blog, not an academic blog. I’m sure your academic blogs aren’t as fun as these. But honestly, GET A CLUE! I’m sure you will find some grammar mistakes and what not in my reply. So go ahead and get your giggles by pointing out things that have nothing to do with sports. You probably go to OSU and don’t want to go out on a limb to argue sports. I notice that beaver fans only argument lately is that Phil Knight owns the Ducks. It has been beaten to death, now I would like to see an argument with some stats and facts to back it up. Honestly though the Ducks are moving forward because that’s what the fans push for. Maybe beaver fans aren’t as dedicated and that is why they are lacking in many areas
Oops….(4) for the Beavers. Baseball. How could I forget with the never ending crap sounding out from Corvallis everytime the subject comes up.
My Bad!