#53 Duck Fans

Football season is upon us and the city of Portland has become divided once again: you are either a Beaver or a Duck.  Hopefully for you, you are not a Duck. Parading around town with hideous green and yellow flags and decals, the University of Oregon regalia is a disgusting array of lameness.  Donald Duck is quite possibly the lamest mascot in the entire world.  Wait…the uniforms are more lame… wait… Robo Duck… this is difficult. Duck fans believe they won the National Championship back in 2001 and they have no problem telling you this. They were also one knee injury away from a National Championship in 2007.  That season garnered two visits to Eugene by ESPN’s College Gameday.  11Yell”o”.  Also, Dennis Dixon won the Heisman in November. I’ve never meet a Duck fan who is a football fan in general.  Okay, you have been on your little bandwagon since 1995 when you used to be the “good” program in the state. I don’t know the last time I saw a fan base talk more shit and be a worse team. Every time you start out to do something, you beat your chest, get all fired up, start out hot and fizzle into the night, then decide that a new uniform is the answer. UO has a horrible shampoo effect, later, rinse, repeat. How do you root for a school whose most famous athlete decided to get smashed and drive home, only to kill himself – great role model. Duck fans are a bunch of elitist liberal hippies. Their hippie priorities clash with the source of their funding.  Students protest sweatshops, but the only reason the school has ANY money is because of Phil “Southeast Asia” Knight.  I remember when the hippies came out in full force after the Nike child labor fiasco.  They’ll protest for human rights and child labor laws up until Phil Knight threatens to revoke his endowment.  That is when you realize your team is owned by Nike and you no longer are a legitimate football program. In producing the largest amount of hippies North of Berkley, Duck fans are degenerates. Please take your marijuana plants, methamphetamines and lines of coke back to Beaverton, Hillsboro and Eugene.  Portland is Beaver country. Duck Fan Rebuttal

64 Responses to “#53 Duck Fans”

  1. 1 CaninesRule 11/27 at 8:51 pm

    Gooooo BEAVERS!!! Ducks are ok… But Beavers ROCK! Ducks boast and gloat about how much money they have while Beavers are loyal, respectful, and kind. I used to like the Ducks until I realized how much jerks they are. Therefore with that said I AM A BEAVER FAN WORLD! DEAL WITH IT! SO HECK WITH THE DUCKS!

    P.S. I did not use bad words for your personal benifit.

    P.P.S I have done my research on the verge of Beavers and Ducks so please respect me and my opinion, Thank you


  2. 3 john 12/27 at 1:42 pm


  3. 5 kyle 12/28 at 10:08 am

    the ducks think they are good only because they have alot of jerseys.

  4. 6 collegerivalryisfuckingstupid 07/07 at 2:46 am

    ALL of you are fucking STUPID!!!!!!! I DIDN’T go to college, and I’m SMARTER than all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! College sports are fucking STUPID, and oh so VERY unimportant, yet all of you think otherwise. If cheerleaders and fucking jocks is what you think of when it comes to COLLEGE, then why not just do the world a favor and KILL YOURSELF right fucking NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This fucking world is so fucking LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 7 nicky nick 10/28 at 8:36 pm

    From NY am not a hippie and love the ducks. Hmm we have the Gmen the Yanks,, yet Im a duck fan. Ducks are legit man. Its being proven once again the Ducks are no joke. GO DUX!

  6. 8 Duxfan88 10/26 at 10:22 pm

    Seriously? Really..I just heard that…i live between Eugene and Corvallis.

    Yellow and green are lame? lol…Its HALLOWEEN EVERY GAME FOR OSU!

    Beaver fans-
    -Lifted redneck trucks
    -did i mention rednecks
    -Fans seem to “forget” the previous years record every year and only remember beating USC or the Ducks…selective amnishia
    -Are still not sure if the world is round…
    -Own newer farm equipment and guns..then vehicles..

    Duck fans-
    -Dont ware sweatpants and boots with a cut off OSU shirt 2x too small so there gut hangs out on game day…
    -INVENTED The “O” logo..and we dont have to rip off other schools logos…
    -Don’t have to just root for TWO players
    -We have an entire TEAM, including DEFENSE.
    -WE accept our losses and dont pretend they didn’t happen and gear up next year to rip ur throat out…

    The Ducks have enough money to put there name on the side of a jet…

    The Beavers give there money BACK to the community by offering “Tail Gate Alternatives” such as…

    -Free dentistry (Voted least number of teeth per fan last 14 years running)


    -A Revolutionary Hooked on Phonics program that teaches the fans how to read the game day program… (Voted most illiterate fans in the nation 6 years running)

    Don’t tell me what Beaver and Duck fans look like…i live 30 min from each stadium. Beaver fans tend to be ignorant W/T..Duck fans seem to at least be “normal” people…Beaver fans are the running joke around here.

    I think we should all just hate USC….Maybe then we could all get along…

    • 9 j 06/17 at 10:32 am

      Typical of a Duck fan, don’t even know the history. They did not ‘invent’ the O logo, Oregon State has had an ‘O’ as their logo since the 1950’s. If anyone ‘stole’ it, it was not Oregon State.

    • 10 Duxfan88 06/17 at 11:51 am

      Hahaha…”J”…i forgot about this…

      yeah well i figured they would have, i mean SOMEONE had to go to OSU that was smart enough to use an O a symbol for the school. I was talking about the modern “O” vinyl stickers on cars. The U of O was making a killing on there stickers..and conveniently orange ones started showing up…they weren’t even smart enough to change the stylized O…i guess copying is a form of flattery…just figured they were smart enough to know.

      Just saw some…..”L-OS-ers” stickers..hilarious..

      Typical OSU fan….stomping and pouting about stuff that doesn’t matter…

      And since im here i might as well add to why add another couple reasons why OSU still sucks..

      I’ll hand it to you guys….you have managed to do something FAR beyond anything that the Ducks accomplished. You won not just 1….but 2 back to back NCAA baseball championships…and STILL NO ONE gives a crap about your $hitty school…. hahahahaha.
      UofO’s mediocre baseball program in its 3rd year….slapped you guys around the last weekend of the regular season and took the pac-10 title away from you.

      Maybe one of these days…all of you OSU fans that are “SO Proud” of all there sports teams(specifically football), will actually sell-out a games without the opposing team buying half the tickets. Its pathetic really…your stadium is like 40k and you can’t manage to sell out a game without playing a big name school. Autzen is 65k with standing room only and we have sold out every game since 99′(74 in a row). With tickets STARTING at $50 for standing room only..
      Your athletic dept. lowered tickets so much(5-$10) they are not making money…and people STILL don’t show for your games.

      Rally the rednecks, hicks and grass seed farmers and actually GO TO your games and support your athletic programs, beyond sticking a “Dam right I’m a Beaver” sticker on your rust covered 1978 F-150.

  7. 11 Dakota 10/16 at 10:58 pm

    Beavers suck Go Ducks. The only place where they r beavers fans r in corvalis.

  8. 12 Ryan Thompson 09/29 at 12:14 am

    BTW, blog author, the crystal meth problem is a LOT bigger in the Corvallis area (Beaver country) than it is in the Eugene area. Just so you know.

  9. 13 Ryan Thompson 09/29 at 12:08 am

    I’m a transplant who chose to be a Ducks fan basically on a coin toss when I arrived here. So I consider myself relatively neutral, and…seriously? Are you actually calling that group of people in orange uniforms running around every Saturday this fall a “football team?”

    You just defeated yourself.

  10. 14 Ryan Thompson 09/29 at 12:05 am

    Also, Beaver fans are pissy/angry at Duck fans year round, this is true. Duck fans are against the Beavers, of course, but it seems more muted. They tend to be more “whatever. Its a game” about it. This won’t come as a surprise to anybody who lives in either town and has a few brain cells to rub together.

  11. 15 Ryan Thompson 09/29 at 12:02 am

    Hahah.. what the fuck is Robo Duck? Is that some kind of new gimick to appeal to the computer generation children of today? LMFAO

    BTW, wondering why I can’t click on the “Beaver fans” blog entry on the main page. Hmmmm…

  12. 16 GoBeavs 09/26 at 8:48 pm

    DanC, so UW is your Rival? That sucks for you especially since UW is not good. Weird that SC is more of a rival to us that you are….

  13. 17 Erick 09/23 at 1:18 pm

    Yea I’ll do that. Then I’ll go do Yoga and sit in nature and take in the beauty.

  14. 18 Mayor of Widmer 09/23 at 1:08 pm

    Erick.. dude… try decaf…

  15. 19 Erick 09/23 at 10:47 am

    Want to know the most hysterical part about this sniping?

    All you Oregonians SUCK you are arguing over AMATEUR SPORTS!! Give me an effin break. You can go all go protest the abuse of animals and smoke your pot you dirty hippies or go ahead and drink your bud light and sit in the back of you pick up trucks you pieces of white trash. That’s what Oregon is:

    White Trash vs Hippies.

    Let’s keep arguing over amateur sports. Let’s keep touting how great your “beer culture” is. Let’s keep saying how awesome and clean your city is. Portland fucking sucks. It’s a podunk town with nothing to do. None of you can drive. Your food sucks. You can’t make a decent slice of pizza or a normal one at that. Pine nuts and gouda cheese on pizza? Are you fucking kidding me? This town BLOWS. All you hippies can go hang yourselves with your hemp necklaces and all you rednecks can blow your brains out with your guns.


    • 20 Dakota 10/16 at 11:00 pm

      Beavers Suck, Ducks rules, Oregon rules, U sucks. I know how to drive and i live in fucking Oregon dumbass.

  16. 21 Jared 09/22 at 11:39 am

    People are always saying, “You’re not good enough, Pre! You’re not fast enough, Pre! Give up your foolish dream, Steve!”

  17. 22 BeaverProj 09/22 at 10:19 am

    The comments above are why Beavers hate the Ducks all year around.

    They have a false sense of superiority and will tell you how great they are at every opportunity. Even if you don’t care.

    This post may have been tasteless, but it was spot on based on your reactions.

    How about that Boise St. game?

    • 23 Duckfan 12/22 at 1:06 pm

      How about the Civil War? The Ducks beat the Queevs again this year 37-33. The Ducks are going to beat the Buckeyes in the Rose Bowl. And I can’t wait til tonight to see BYU kick the Queevs ass. The Queevs defense suck ass. At least they didn’t give up 65 points again this year. The Ducks will beat the Queevs 3 years in a row next year and go to the National Championship next year. The Ducks will win the National Championship next year too. Beavers suck.

  18. 24 duck fan 09/18 at 8:20 pm

    reallyy? don’t talk about pre like that.
    you should go suckkk a big one.

  19. 25 Invisible Flan 09/18 at 5:40 pm

    Bah, both Ducks and Beavers suck…go Raiders!

    Too bad SOU’s football team is so obscure. *weeps* I mean…I don’t even know what our mascot is. What’s a raider supposed to be anyway? I don’t think a raider is even our mascot…it’s actually like some sort of frigging bird (not a duck).


    • 26 Dakota 06/16 at 10:42 am

      Raiders suck! 5-11 is a good record now. The ducks went 10-3 last year amazing record. Now Masoli is a dumbass so they won’t make the National Championship. Fuck Masoli. Why did he have to blow it with an ounce of weed.

  20. 27 BVRBLVR 09/18 at 4:00 pm

    Matt thank you for stooping to our level. In your honor I leave you with this “the only good track star is a dead track star”

  21. 28 Chris 09/18 at 3:01 pm

    Things to hate about Portland? This blog.

  22. 29 Rick 09/18 at 1:06 pm

    Why do all beavers have small man’s disease? (sterotype intended).

    Portland is beaver country? Hey dude, you might want to crawl on down to the HUGE new UO Portland Center Campus under the Made in OREGON sign on the river front. Then give us the location for your third-tier university’s Portland site….Hint, not the tiny shop hidden in the
    B of A building.

    Country and beavers…two words that are joined at the hip.


  23. 30 Matt 09/18 at 12:00 pm

    Pre became america’s athlete and track star douche in 1972 for the olympics. Thats in really bad taste. only good beaver is a dead beaver.

  24. 31 Rory 09/18 at 11:16 am

    Portland, is Beaver country?? Yet you can’t sell out your HS size football stadium. Hee Hee, go back to the trailor and stick to watching Springer. You’re in over your head here.

  25. 32 Jason 09/18 at 10:29 am

    HEY SID! You are on the wrong blog, this is a SPORTS blog, not an academic blog. I’m sure your academic blogs aren’t as fun as these. But honestly, GET A CLUE! I’m sure you will find some grammar mistakes and what not in my reply. So go ahead and get your giggles by pointing out things that have nothing to do with sports. You probably go to OSU and don’t want to go out on a limb to argue sports. I notice that beaver fans only argument lately is that Phil Knight owns the Ducks. It has been beaten to death, now I would like to see an argument with some stats and facts to back it up. Honestly though the Ducks are moving forward because that’s what the fans push for. Maybe beaver fans aren’t as dedicated and that is why they are lacking in many areas

  26. 33 Ed 09/18 at 9:27 am

    Oops….(4) for the Beavers. Baseball. How could I forget with the never ending crap sounding out from Corvallis everytime the subject comes up.

    My Bad!

    • 34 BEAVERFEVER 05/01 at 9:35 pm

      Lets see. Duck baseball, basketball and every other sport except track sucks. Just google the records for Oregon and compare against Oregon State. Then tell me who is the real joke. Back to back national baseball champions and top notch wrestling. We have been to the final 4 multiple times in basketball. Oh I forgot that the ducks won the 1939 national championship.

      I am totally with this blogger, Oregon fans are the worst. Even with all of the phil knight money, they suck at everything. Your football team is a joke, they should be renamed the Oregon Thugs. Oregon State is always the underdog and yet we always manage to achieve more then expected.

      90% of Oregon fans dont know crap about any records besides “go ducks.” When you look at Oregon State sports compared to Oregon sports, you will find that Oregon State wins this race. So suck on that one Oregon thugs. GO BEAVS!

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