Comments on: #61 Inclement Weather Driving

By: plurdoc

plurdoc — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:36:02 +0000

As a Colorado transplant, I had a lot of fun watching this spectacle! What’s up with the no snow plows things? I’ve been here 9 years, and we’ve had enough big snows to necessitate more plows. Hell, put some plows on those stupid ODOT trucks!

By: Vaistara

Vaistara — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:30:39 +0000

What’s with Portlanders not using their headlights when it is raining or foggy? Not only is it the law, it is basic common sense.

A note to drivers of European cars with a rear fog light: Please learn what it is for and use it only when it is foggy or raining hard. Otherwise, you look like you’re braking with one bulb out and it becomes obvious that, despite your fake oval country sticker or “authentic” German number plates, you have never actually driven in Europe.

By: Erick E

Erick E — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:58:24 +0000

Just another thing people from Portland suck at: driving in the snow. Funny thing is I plow past people in my 2 door civic, mostly cause when you grow up on the east coast 5 inches of snow is a joke.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:39:10 +0000

I’m sick of people driving 15 mph on I-5 after it has already been cleared. The road is fine; get a move on.

By: jake

jake — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:19:43 +0000

Hey Uncle Assfuck, apparently your inability to ride your stupid fucking fixie, wear your rolled up pants, gay little biker hat, and wholly unnecessary oversized messenger bag has affected your ability to count, you moron. The next post is #62.

By: Sid

Sid — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:50:26 +0000

Fewer bicyclists on the road? Surely you jest. While the cold keeps the nude cyclists from “expressing themselves” (or removes them from the gene pool when their goolies freeze to the seat), slick conditions give even more opportunities for Portland cyclists to display asshole tendencies. Not only does it give them a better opportunity to get up on downtown sidewalks and scream at pedestrians like Cossacks yelling at peasants, but this way they can feel even more victimized and marginalized when they rip through three stop lights on a fixed-gear, hit an ice patch, and break three ribs slamming into the Tri-Met bus that had the right of way. “But it’s my right to bike like a douchebag!”

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By: Uncle Fistuck

Uncle Fistuck — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:40:40 +0000

“The only good thing about the arctic blast is that there are fewer bikers on the road”

Things that suck about Portland #63. Every morbidly obese, microdicked asswipe still living in their mother’s garage has a blog.